About five years ago I had gone on my daily adventure to the store to get munchies. Baked off my ass I decided to cut through the woods that led to my back yard. I get through the woods and I am half way across my back yard when I hear a branch snap behind me. I turn as six cops with assault rifles come bursting out of the trees and over the stone wall. I drop my munchies and throw my hands in the air and start screaming ITS MY HOUSE! ITS MY HOUSE! The cop closest to me starts yelling at me to get inside. As it turns out a pill head had robbed the drugstore down the road from where I got my munchies.
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