Mom: Why did you get that tattoo!?
Me: Because I am showing my spirituality.
Mom: Why would you pierce that!!?
Me: Because I like to stand up for my individuality.
Mom: Why did you say that!?
Me: Because I am standing up for my freedom of speech.
Mom: Why the fuck are you smoking pot!!?
Me: I am standing up for what I believe in.
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