How to cure a cough…
Go to the store and buy a box of laxatives, take the whole box. Then you will be to afraid to cough.
Dear Officer,
Its not your fault. I understand that it was not your fault for doing your job when someone called in and said they smelled drugs in my apartment. I honestly feel bad for you that you wasted your time. You see I love the smell of Weed and the other day I went and bought some of the insence that smells like pot. Unfortunately the annoying nosey bitch next door thought she could get me in trouble. I am sorry that I was laughing while you were searching my place to. You have to admit, when you found the case of insence you did have a pretty pissed off look on your face. I just couldnt help myself.
Love Me
Its not an excuse.
Mom: Why did you get that tattoo!?
Me: Because I am showing my spirituality.
Mom: Why would you pierce that!!?
Me: Because I like to stand up for my individuality.
Mom: Why did you say that!?
Me: Because I am standing up for my freedom of speech.
Mom: Why the fuck are you smoking pot!!?
Me: I am standing up for what I believe in.
It Doesnt
Smoking weed doesnt make me want to do stupid things. Stupid things make me want to smoke weed.