When you say something that sounds like your high, but really you’re sober.
(Me and my friend were driving home from mcdonalds)
Me: Damn… The frostys are melting… I wish there was like an anti-microwave, something that could make things cold.
10 second silence
Me: Ohhhh, wait like a freezer
Friend:You’re retarded
100% sober
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