I have a new goal
To smoke pot in a tuxedo.
Today, I
Hit the joint with my left hand. It felt weird
This is bullshit
Whenever I meow at my cat she ignores me and doesn't even look at me. And Im pretty sure my meows are authentic. What the hell? If my cat started making human noises Id definitely notice...
Its funny
When you say something that sounds like your high, but really you're sober.
(Me and my friend were driving home from mcdonalds)
Me: Damn... The frostys are melting... I wish there was like an anti-microwave, something that could make things cold.
10 second silence
Me: Ohhhh, wait like a freezer
Friend:You're retarded
100% sober
WHen you’re high
And you're trying to convince someone like your parents that you arent high by acting cool, it should be called a Tokerface
Lady ganja
Even if your highdea isn’t published..
It still blew one mind, yours. And that's all that matters.