imagine you are an alcoholic and have never heard of weed.
(imaginary )you: im miserable
me: dude, thats cuz ur an alcoholic
you: i can’t help it, i need it
me: smoke this blunt
5 mins later
you: this shit is way better than alcohol! i feel great but i can walk and talk and think clearly!
me: yea. and instead of killing you, it like cures cancer and shit.
you: stfu mate. thats sick.
me: ya, and the stem of the plant is like the strongest cheapest form of rope on the planet.
you: (speechless)
***EPIC HIGH-FIVE***
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