Personally, i’m always high as fuck so I don’t even consider hitting on a guy cause i’m so wrapped up in my stoner thoughts. I’m guessing guys are the same way? This sucks since we’re all horny!! So guys, i made the steps that one could take to easily land a stoner girlfriend (at least it would work for me):
1. sit next to her
2. say hey and smile
3. tell her she smells good
3. ask her to smoke a bowl
4. go to your car together
5. take shots
6. fuck
7. smoke a bowl
8. have philosophical convo
9. fuck
10. smoke a bowl
and there you have it, your new stoner girlfriend.
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