Help Wanted:

I am looking to hire one applicant. I need someone to walk 5 feet behind me at all times carrying a boombox, providing me with my very own theme music, as well as background music to my life. The job requirements are as fallows:

1. Be able to carry a boom box.

that is all.

I cant pay you much, and by that I mean I will pay you nothing. But you can smoke my weed with me, and my mom makes delicious pancakes that you can have some of.

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