Dear: Bacon …

Dear Bacon,

First of all I love you, I want to make that clear.

I must tell you that when your cooking I’m thinking of you inside me. It’s hot.

I’m sorry you caught me cheating on you with a sausage…it was a one time thing, I’ll never do it again, you know that!

Please forgive me bacon…remember all the good times we had? You me and eggs sitting around shootin the shit, talking about how much of a loser toast was…ahhhh…just think of all the memories.

Bacon, I want you back…don’t leave me…Your sizzle is my breakfast in the morning.


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