Conversation with my car (I was really high)

Car: chickachickachicka – translated: Naw man, you’re not getting to work on time this morning
Me: C’mon car. You know I can’t afford to lose this job.
Car: chickachicka – translated: I’m cold and tired man. Just give me a second.
Me (in tears): Please car. I need you right now.
Car: VROOM! – translated: Alright, I got you man.
Me: thanks car

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