I just woke up from a long ass nap and it was 10 p.m. instead of looking i assumed my mom was home and in bed. So i broke out my stash and smoked some. Then next thing i new my garage door was opening and my mom and brother came in. My mom comes in and says what smells like shit. I was like im not sure i just took a dump that might be it. Then she goes in my room and says were you smoking pot?” So i told her yea and then she put in the movie “The Doors” great movie. Then she went to bed.”
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