Author: missaep1992

I am a stonerr

I vow to always inhale allll the way. I vow to always pass it to the left. I vow to never double hit the bowl, unless of course its a blunt or joint, in which case i shall puff twice then proceed to pass. I vow to never step into a rotation right before the person who should get it next. I vow to never steal a brother stoners lighter... On purpose at least. I vow to always do my best to find the owner and return the lighter, shall i accidentally steal one. I vow to always make sure the windows are all the way up in the car while we smoke in there. I vow to always change the bong water in my bong before it looks like mud. I vow to never get the end of the blunt or joint completely drenched in my saliva. I vow that the conversation will always be interesting, and the food always delicious. I vow to always do as i have vowed, cuz im a stoner, and thats how we roll ;)

gravitational pull.

how awesome would it be if every person had their own gravitational pull? you could just kinda toss your lighters,pipes,phone, and whatever else into your orbit & youd never drop anything. plus, your smoke from your hits would be pulled around you & you could freakin hotbox your own atmosphere. awesome. PS. yay for wonderful hits from a new bong with ice in it!