Best thing I’ve ever created,
So after inhaling copious bowls of delicious bud in my garage this morning, I decided to make a snack. I wanted an ice cream sandwich but I didn't have any, so I warmed 2 chocolate chip waffles in the toaster, and put neapolitan ice cream, cool whip, and chocolate syrup between them. And, boom goes the dynamite.
Does anyone else laugh
when they see the herbal essences shampoo commercial and it says Someone's been doing the herbal"?"
Hey Geico
I saved 100% on car insurance by riding a beach cruiser.
no-pants burrito
So I was on my way to taco bell, high as fuck, and you know how they all have that sign that says 'No shirt, no shoes, no service'? Well I realized it doesn't say a damn thing about pants, so I took mine off and walked in wearing a shirt, boxers, and shoes. The cashier looked at me funny and said that I needed to come back with some pants on, so I explained what I realized about the sign, and they actually sold me a burrito! Definitely the high-light of my 2011 so far.