Author: guenther90

the spacebar counts as a word.

Build character so much.. but it tends to reveal it quite well.

This took me like an hour, it's just to get the point across. http://oi56.tinypic.com/2sbvjma.jpg And I'll be taking donations towards that 50 lbs and people to sit in there with me please.

Stoners are the number one marijuana eradicators in the world. We destroy more weed than the DEA, FBI, CIA and everyone put together.

how many stangers have random pictures I occupy the background of.

It's actually 100% full. 50% water, 50% air. Dumbass.

...that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.

No dude is gonna text me back with okie dokie smokie :)" lol"

warm milk for the first time. he looked at me the way i looked at my friends the first time they got me high.

* unless thy neighbor is gay, high, polygamous, drunk, another religion or 'different.'

everyone is so attached to material objects and disconnected from nature.. shoes. it's actually pretty ironic. think about it.

are jealous of stoners. they probably sit around tweaking wishing they could still enjoy a joint without having to lace it with black tar heroin. fuck doing drugs, i smoke weed.

who isn't quite as experienced as you? it's kind of like babysitting. they never cover the shotgun on the bowl, they always only hit the blunt once, whenever they're hitting the bong it's like everyone stares hoping they don't drop that shit. the force comes in time my young padawans.

this is for those of us who wake up before the sun for those of us whose parents don't pay for our phones, gas, clothes, insurance and all that those who can't afford to buy 100 dollar quarters of kush every weed so we smoke regs instead and goods once or twice a month for those of us who only make 10 bucks an hour and work 40 hours a week one week and are out of work the next for those of us who have macgyver style pipes and bowls instead of expensive glass for those of us who can't wait til payday to get a big sack of weed and watch the weekend float by not even thinking about monday for those of us who have to go to bed by 11 if they want more than a few hours sleep for my homies in hardhats, steel toes from 7-3 then nikes and gym shorts the rest of the day, this one is for you

in a society with goals towards global advancement, not global domination.. where education and science is valued highest, not religious opinions where energy is harnessed, not manufactured where freedom means free where people don't focus solely on wealth, but happiness where marijuana is celebrated and appreciated thoroughly, not outcast and looked down upon