–Dear Young teen , why do you choose the skunk ? —
well , mr . man , the cigarettes make me drunk
–Dear Young teen , but the cannabis isn’t right !–
but mr . man , your alcohol makes my head light
–then why dont you try our pills ? —
the ones that take all my motor skills ?
–they’ll make you smile soon enough !–
but i do smile , it just takes a few puffs
–how bout some mcdonalds ? our best served hot !–
that meat with the hormone ? i’d rather not
–id suggest some chocolate , try hersheys its our best !–
i dont want your endorsements , dont tell me the rest !
you want me to smile ? you want me to succeed ?
you want me to vote for you ? GIVE ME WHAT I NEED !
i want your bud , i want your plant
i want some of that reefer rant !
i like the weeds , dank and such
ill use my bowl , bible or dutch
of course ecstasy’s great , i love all the sex
that acid is trippy , 3rd tab next !
earths shrooms show me spongebob and mickey and all
your salvias crazy in big doses or small
i love them all , its crazy & fun ,
but as for true love , there is only 1
so show me your cigs or licks or pills ,
show me everything beyond the great mills
–but dear young teen , what is your point ?–
show me your best , and i’ll show you my joint .
–AH ! DEAR YOUNG TEEN ! THIS IS MAGIC , I’D AGREE !–
–THIS IS EUPHORIA IN A PLANT HOW DID I NOT SEE ?!–
–ITS BEAUTY ITS PEACE ITS WHAT ALL HUMANS NEED !–
— *SIGNED AND LEGALIZED* , GOD I LOVE WEED —
i wish that’s really how the MAN and i would discuss and achieve the legalization of weed