I told my parents I smoked weed tonight. I wasn’t planning on it, but they found me making four hot dogs for myself at 2 a.m. I played it cool and tried to come up with some excuse about how I hadn’t eaten all day. But then, while talking to them, I mistook the can of Coke for the ketchup bottle and poured it all over the hot dogs.
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