so i come home last night from my friends. (i was BAKED)
me- dad! i’m hungry!
dad- shut the hell up you little pot head! (he’s just joking around)
me- i’m about to punch you in the fucking throat!
dad- start swinging girl.
then he took me to taco bell & we smoked a joint on the way there 🙂
i fucking love you dad.
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