This is my bong.
There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My bong is my best friend.
It is my life. I must master it, as I must master my life.
Without me my bong is useless.
Without my bong, I am useless.
I must fire my bong true.
I must smoke straighter than my enemy who is trying to out smoke me.
I must rip harder before he out tokes me.
I will.
Before God I swear this creed.
My bong and myself are defenders of my country.
We are the masters of our enemy.
We are the saviours of my life.
So be it … until there is no enemy
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