Thank you DARE

So being a college student I never have any money. I was completely out of money one day and had no bud– Gayyyyyyyy. But then it dawned on me! At home I had a 100 dollar savings bond I won in 5th grade, for winning the DARE essay pledging to never use drugs. So screw you DARE, because I just bought an 8th that I otherwise wouldnt have had money for. Thats what they get for trying to brainwash 5th graders.

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