from now on im getting high before going into work. All my work gets done, I’m super nice to all the clients, have a smile on my face the whole day. Accept lunch invitations from retards hitting on me, just so I get a free badass meal for my munchies..I smoke again after lunch time, and re-organize my office, file away all my paperwork neatly. Put smiley face and heart stickers on everything..then when I have nothing left to do I go around asking people if they need help 🙂 I love you marijuana, all of the work I did in one day stoned, would have taken me 2 months to do sober…
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