spider just saved my ass

so I’m getting out of the shower, high as shit, and on the floor i see a fucking centipede. i was like fuck i have to fight this thing naked, then it darts under the cupboard where i couldn’t see it, and i was like how the fuck am i gonna sleep with that demon bug in my house. then it pops out from under the cupboard like an inch then stops dead in its tracks, it walked through the web of a daddy long leg spider. I’m just standing there bare assed, watching this spider fuck up this evil intruder, that spider is my hero.

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