So I was on my way to taco bell, high as fuck, and you know how they all have that sign that says ‘No shirt, no shoes, no service’? Well I realized it doesn’t say a damn thing about pants, so I took mine off and walked in wearing a shirt, boxers, and shoes. The cashier looked at me funny and said that I needed to come back with some pants on, so I explained what I realized about the sign, and they actually sold me a burrito! Definitely the high-light of my 2011 so far.
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