Me:Hey… we need to talk.
Lighter:What’s wrong?
Me:Things just aren’t working out between us.
Lighter:What do you mean?
Me:We just don’t have that spark anymore, it’s like the fire in our passion has dwindled to nothing.
Lighter:But… I love you, we have been through so many bowls together! Doesn’t that mean anything?!?
Me:It means a lot to me and I thank you but I’m moving on to another lighter, one who I feel will lead me through many bowls to come.
Fuck I’m baked.
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