He’s seen too many unspeakable and shameful things. He knows all of my secrets. If he ever became human he’d have so much dirt on me. Besides dogs are loyal. Humans are selfish. The reason dogs are loyal is because they care about others more than themselves. If my dog was human he’d be selfish. Like if i smoked with him he’d never match a bowl with me cuz he wouldnt want to share his weed. Yeah id much rather have my dog a dog, It’d be better for everyone.
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