I am god

Sometimes when I go out to smoke on the balcony of my apartment, I can smell my neighbor below me smoking up on his balcony. One day, I heard him coughing so I lowered down a starburst in this bucket that we have tied to the railing for when me and my roommates accidentally drop things onto his balcony. I felt like god handing down food to the starving.

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