When I have children, I’m gonna make sure to get pregnant around July 20, so I can have my child born on 4/20!!!! Then I’d throw the best fucking birthday parties every year – trippy shit like people dressed up like dinosaurs, laser tag, unlimited pizza. When he/she’s 16, I’ll smoke them up for the first time. I just designed the perfect life for one of the eggs in my ovaries! YOURE WELCOME
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