i work in a pizza shop. today at work, these two kids came in obviously blitzed. they were trying to figure out what they wanted. i said hey, if you let me put whatever i want on your pizza, i promise you the best munchies ever. they looked at each other and said hell yeah. so i made them a pizza with garlic oil, pepper jack cheese, chipotle chicken, and bacon on top. i changed their lives. if i’m at work and can’t be high, it makes me happy to help out people that are.