that you forgot to put your food in the microwave? My roommate made a plate of epicness (turkey, mashed taters, corn, stuffing. Thanksgiving on a plate) and put it on the table in our kitchen. Then she walked over to the microwave and set it for 4 min. If that wasn’t bad enough, she actually walked back over to the table and started eating some of the taters off her plate while the microwave was going. The microwave beeped, she opened it and started freaking out -Where the fuck did my food go?!?” Probably one of the best stoner moments I’ve ever witnessed. “
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