So I have been dating this girl for a year. She hates weed and hates that I smoke but has never given me problems about it just the usual bitching. Over the weekend she decided while she was drunk that if she hid my jar of goodies maybe that would delay my abilities to achieve maximum highness. To her dismay I just bought another bag and all was gravy until this morning when we figured out she hid” my ounce of Romulan in the garbage which was removed this morning for pick-up…… I am now single.”
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