Gatorade Chewing Gum

The other day I was at soccer practice stoned. The only down side is the cottonmouth. So I thought about putting a peice of your average chewing gum in to cure the cottonmouth, but it would be a pain in the ass because it would make me thirsty. So I thought, why not gatorade chewing gum? It would have electrolytes and hydrate you while you are playing sports.

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