1. A dog riding a tricycle
2. The Pope playing poker with God and Jesus – they are laughing and smoking cigars
3. A giant old rotary phone talking on a cell phone
4. A gorilla in tighty-whiteys in the middle of the night in a kitchen drinking milk
straight from the carton
5. President Barack Obama dressed up like a little kid with overalls and a hat with a
spinny fan on the top eating a giant lollipop giving a press conference
6. A race car sleeping on top of a bed shaped like a child
7. Abe Lincoln doing a keg stand while Ben Franklin and George Washington hold him up
8. The letter X wearing a trench coat walking into an adult theater
9. A depressed turtle at home smoking a cigarette sitting on a dirty sofa chair
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