Dear Taco Bell Employees…

If I’m standing there at 4:45 with four friends, three of whom are laughing their asses off, and the fourth is staring vacantly at the ceiling, you and I both know what just went down. Stop staring and give me my god damn burritos. I don’t care if the meat is dog meat at this point. Taco Bell needs to have a mandatory training session for all it’s new employees on how to just give food to stoners instead of staring. We will appreciate it. We are 95% of your income. I own you, bitch.

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