What if everything you got tattooed would get recognized by your body and evolve out of you.. like, get eyes tatted on the back of your head then your body evolves new eyes.. it’d be sweet.
Whenever the wind is blowing, you’re feeling tiny little molecules and shit smash into your face, and that’s the best they can do.
Whenever you’re in the middle of smoking, and for whatever reason, you move places, it feels like a fucking 2 hour journey. Same with waiting for your hit in rotation, even though in reality it’s only like 43 seconds.
I hate looking down and realizing my fingernails are dirty. I skateboard a lot and work construction, so it tends to happen from time to time and I always feel so gross. And homeless or something.
I kind of want to build a log cabin somewhere and fucking chill in the woods with a stoner-lady for the rest of my life.
I know the chances are slim, but what if we were the only intelligent life out there? That’d make a different argument now wouldn’t it? I still believe in aliens though.
Do you ever just realize that you’re a living organism on a big ball of rock in a vast space with trillions of other rocks and feel like you’re the bacteria on a speck of dust in the middle of a desert on an enormously large planet or some shit?
