I Wanna Move to Japan and start a rice company called Notakei; so i can make a commercial where an asian guy buys a bag of rice and is eating it, and his friend eyes the rice and tries to steal some. then the asian guy, in one swift ninja move, snatches his rice back and says: Notakei my rice!”. and he snatches the rice back so fast that he heats it and shows the audience a steaming hand-bowl of delicious cooked white rice with like yummy ass shrimp and shit up in there bros…”
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