Where are the gosh damn scissors!?
Ever notice how when ever you desperately need scissors you can't find them anywhere, and when you don't need them, they seem to always be out and in the way? Seriously scissors, get your shit together.
The &” key”
Is anyone else able to write a legible ampersand (&) with a pencil? Because I can't.
Getting lost inside a cell phone?
Sometimes when I am on my phone and I am high, I get lost inside of it. I am trying to go to my ringtones and some how I end up hanging out in my contacts. I felt like fucking Ferdinand Magellan trying to navigate through that thing.