Dear Future Son
If you do decide to partake in smoking, which, let's face it, you probably will being my child, I hope you manage to do so like me. Don't get caught up it in and stop doing your homework or playing sports, don't give the pigs the chance to arrest you, and don't ever upset your mother with it. That's all I got for ya, take it easy little guy, I hope your smoking adventures are even better than mine.
Love,
Dad