When you pass by a mirror and no one is around
Don't you make a weird/distorted face? Or do you grin at your other self and explain (in a Cuban {like you're part of the cartels or some shit} accent) about how high you are? Then you start to notice your face and you see all the flaws but you accept it because anyone can change their appearance but you still have your personality which is just plain awesome...so you turn around, give yourself a pat on the back, say something witty (in an irish accent), and walk off in search of food.
Or is this just me?
Our Answer to an Above the Influence Commercial
This man smoked weed in college and he is now a doctor.
This man smoked weed in college and he is now a lawyer.
This man smoked weed in college and he now owns a Fortune 500 company.
This man never went to college, smoked weed, opened his mind to the endless possibilities, came up with a brilliant invention and now sits at home watching the money roll in.
This man never went to college, smoked weed, and didnt do anything productive at all. He now lives in a box.
The point is, only you can make yourself. Dont blame the green because you're not motivated to make something of yourself. Smoke the green, get your shit done, and life will be good.
(end commercial)
*paid for by the people that love this sweet smelling plant and are rational/realistic/respectful of the reefer*
*additional funding provided by people that aren't complete fucktards*
You know you’re high when…
After a very long session:
Me: Have you seen the A-Team movie?
Friend: What? 18? Whats it about?
Me: Not 18. A-TEAM.
Friend: A-Teen?
Me: No. A-TEAM
Friend: Ya thats what I said. A-Teen.
Me: No. It's A-TEAM.
Friend: Spell it.
Me: A T-E-A-M
Friend: Did you say M or N?
Me: M as in Mary Jane.
Friend: Oh. No I havent seen it.
Me: Have you seen the facebook movie?
Friend: Facebook movie? What is that about? 2 hours of status updates? (he was serious)
Me: HAHAHA