That a lot of the girls that use this site, are hot? (If there pictures are actually of them)
how many of you pretend to use our phone when you are alone
Bieng a caveman in the ice age must have sucked.
Is there anyone that turns on the shower while in it? didnt think so
Sometimes when i go to bed high, i like to sleep with a pillow to side with my arm over it and pretend its someone i like.
Just kidding, fuck spanish
Im so high, im watching a movie where there's a naked chick but the camera is zoomed in at her head so you can only see top of the cleavage. so i stood above my tv and tried to look down to see if i could see some nip
That little red square with the number of notifications is like a mini orgasm... and the higher the number in that sqaure.. the better that mini orgasm.
So we have this little deer that walks around my yard all day long and we feed it... one day we let him in the porch and he just chilled there while i was high. It was so cool, it just laid down (or whatever its called when they cross their legs n sit...) The porch is a new wood furnish and it tried to stand up and slipped into a split JUST LIKE BAMBI ... no homo it was the cutest thing ever...