Hahahahahahahaha
We had a Black President before we had a Ginger one, hahahaha
Using the Bible to prove God Exists,
Is a lot like using the Harry Potter books to prove Hogwarts is a real school.
When you are walking you hate drivers
But when you are driving you hate pedestrians.
Everyone hates bicyclists.
Sometimes when I’m watching tv
I'll be watching a commercial and completely forget what tv show I was watching before the commercial. It's always a pleasant surprise when the show does come back on.
Did you ever notice
When we're born we come out of a vagina,
then spend the rest of our lives trying to come in one.