Refill man
If i had one superpower it would be the power to refill, my sack would never be empty and neither would yours.
Red Eyes
Got high in my bathroom and stared in the mirror to watch my eyes turn red
Drunk man
Went to Walmart at 1 in the morning stoned as fuck with my friend, while leaving a drunk guy comes up to us and starts apologizing saying he was sorry, i told him i forgive him and gave him a hug without thinking twice. Stoners are the nicest people.