vagina envy
Fruedian theory states that women have penis envy, meaning we wish we had a penis. On the contrary, I believe men have vagina envy, they spend the first 9 months of their life trying to get out of a vag and then spend the rest of their lives trying to get back in one.
The Lion King
So I really wanted to watch The Lion King today but I don't own it, so I just got high and watched my cat. I sang the circle of life outloud the entire time. It was like Lion King 4D
teabagging
If you put actual tea bags on someones face would the act be called testicaling?