Author: swud420


Today, after getting high, I saw that my ironing board cover was wrinkled. I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because irony has the word iron in it.

Damn i was high…

Had to pull over because I was convinced I was about to drive straight into one of those scenes painted onto a brick wall from Looney Toons.

I was that baked

Laughed at a fly buzzing around for an hour because I thought it sounded like a mini fart and that's what was propelling him threw the air.