Author: SuperChief

Secret Service

Why do people that are protecting the most important man in the USA dressed in clothes they can't run in and use little pistols... I'd be fucking scared to try and assassinate the president if he was surrounded by 30 men in wife beaters and athletic shorts who were all carrying rocket launchers.

Reverse Microwave?

Like if i wanted to freeze something, put an ice cube tray in there with water and in ten seconds youve got freezing cold bong cubes...

Secret Service

Why do people that are protecting the most important man in the USA dressed in clothes they can't run in and use little pistols... I'd be fucking scared to try and assassinate the president if he was surrounded by 30 men in wife beaters and athletic shorts who were all carrying rocket launchers.