Author: stoopidstoned

have you noticed that any sandwich tastes better after it's been cut in half? It doesn't matter what type of sandwich, nor what type of bread. it tastes better when it's sliced in half, or even quarters.

i met the coolest guy. me and my friends were just hangin out in a park when this guy just comes over and asks if we want a joint so of course we say yes and he starts to roll the fattest joint i have ever seen, just hands it to us and then walks off. thank you mystery man you have made my week.