Author: SomeKindaHate

I say it was Godzilla

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

I feel like I'm the only person on highdeas who isn't in highschool.

Is just the worst kinda person.

When I went to canada and they didn't have those little beady eyes like in South Park.

and decided to go running it was a terrible idea ....the running part I mean

who drove away with the gas nozzle still in his gas tank.

that bears kill over two million salmon a year. Attacks by salmon on bears are much more rare. - Strange Wilderness

I forget how to sneeze It makes me kinda self concious

How period went from a simple gramatical dot, to the most disgusting word ever?

then close talkers?

one of the worst parts of summer is walking behind someone with bacne.

I just wanted to thank you for taking time out of your day to downvote all of my highDEAs. Eat a bag of dicks. Love, Somekindahate

still did my laundry.

they crouch down by a hole in the ice and wait for a seal to pop up. They keep one paw over their nose so that they blend in, because they’ve got those black noses. They’d blend in perfectly if not for the nose. So the question is, how do they know their noses are black? From looking at other polar bears? Do they see their reflections in the water and think, “I’d be invisible if not for that”. That seems like a lot of thinking for a bear. - Mark Whitacre HAHAHAHA