Why was six afraid of seven?
It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.
What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?
Getting raped by a giant scorpion.
It bothers me
that those little red squigglies come up when i type highdeas, like it isn't a word. YES, IT IS. Yes, it is.
don’t you wish
every problem could be fixed by blowing in it? like the super nintendo cartridges.
Weed is not a mild hallucinogen
It just makes your imagination run rampant is all.
discrimination
i think the freezer deserves a light as well.
damnit
you never know when it will strike, but there's a point in time when you realize that you just aren't going to do anything constructive for the rest of the day.
insert noun here: the next gateway substance
If mary is a gateway drug to heroin, then sex is a gateway verb to bestiality. Yeah, I'm sure not many people that have tried heroin haven't tried marijuana, but I'm sure anybody that has sex with their cat has had sex with a person first.