Author: smitten24

Zebras identify eachother through the pattern of their stripes, yet they all look so similar that humans have a difficult time telling them apart. I wonder if zebras think humans look too similar to tell us apart.

Sombreros- $15.99 Fake mustaches-$4.49 Plastic maracas- $5 Food-$8 2 gs-$40 Getting free food at taco bell for ordering in Spanish while looking like a member of a Mexican mariachi band- priceless

That in our society, people get grossed out when other cultures eat stuff like rats, guinea pigs, etc. Yet we eat the gooey unfertilized reproductive cell of a chicken (eggs) and it's completely normal?

And wonder how different it's gonna look in 200 years Or how different it looked 200 years earlier

Animals are superior listeners. When I'm having a bad day, and noone can chill, I get some ganja, and have an intensive therapy session with my dog. Maybe it's the blank stare she gives me that implies she doesn't understand a word I'm saying, but in some profound way understands better than anyone else. If you think you need therapy and no friends are around, grab some bud, lie on a couch, and have a heart-to-heart with a pet. Sure, their occasional crotch-licking might seem a little unprofessional, but they are expert psychologists I swear.

What would it be like if you never learned how to read? If the letters mixed together didn't process as words that have meaning but random scribbles? Thank God I'm literate, or I wouldn't be able to read any of these brilliant highdeas:)

Dear McDonald's employees, I am usually not one to complain, especially since I realize the McDonald's corporation doesn't exactly take pride in the quality of the food... but there was a curly little black hair in my Big Mac, and it kinda killed my appetite. so if you would kindly refrain from putting your pubic hair in my cheeseburgers, it would be much appreciated.

before TVs are nomore and our entertainment will be watched in the form of HD holograms. I cant fucking wait.

as smoking a dutch with your best friend, going to a pet store, and taking out a puppy to play with I highly recommend it:)

cousin: you should stop smoking weed. you do it almost every other day. me: maybe if you stop drinking coffee. cousin: hell nooo its the only thing that helps me get through the day! me: bitch shut up. cousin: ...touche. shes trying it for the first time with me next weekend I can't wait :D

like when you have the tv on mute... but theres still some quiet but highpitched noise from the tv being on (or computer). such an annoying sound.

It's so fucked up how we can't escape from it. Advertisements, what you learn in school, how your parents raised you, television. All trying to influence you on what to buy, what to think, how to act. Fuck propaganda. who are they to tell you what YOU need?! Were all individuals with individual needs and wants. Do what makes YOU happy and don't let anyone tell you differently. that is all.

to those few mystery upvoters who believe in your Highdea even if it doesn't get published. youre the best:)

1. to get blazed ...sorry thats the best i got right now :/ gimme about two minutes...