Author: Skysthelimit

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Its when you find old weed in an old stash spot and you smoke it and it ends up being dank as fuck now your so high you realize the cause of the misplacement

All the people need to realize- Take a Hit, Not a sip

I called mcdonalds and shit and i was like Me: Will you guys deliver? (i knew theyd probably say no) McDonalds Guy: Umm hold on, randy! Me: wtf Mcdonalds Guy: (to randy?) your getting off now? Randy?: yeah why? Mcdonalds Guy: hey buddy where are you guys Me: **** avenue cocoanut grove Mcdonalds Guy: randy! **** cocoanut grove. Randy?: yeah i can do that i need extra for gas tho. Mcdonalds Guy: hey buddy thats gonna be 10 extra bucks for gas and shit. I WAS FUCKING BLLOWN BY THIS! i ordered 20$ worth of food and 10$ gas it was the best day ever the day mcdonalds delivered

Upvote= you love weed Downvote= you wish youd never started weed made my life better

So i have this ferret (little bastard thief) he steals everything! weather it be socks food or toys he steals fuckin everything! So in the past few months ive been losing joints here and there and a gram here and there and i thought my high dumbass lost it Today whilst cleaning underneath my bed i found 9 joints and 6 grams!!!! HE HAS BEEN STASHING MY WEED IN HIS LITTKE FERRET NEST SHIT HOLY FUCK I HATE/LOVE MY FERRET!