Author: salthealmighty

Australia Needs To Share

Dear Australia, FUCK YOU. You have all of the cool animals and all i get to look at is dear. You have sharks that jump out of the water, kangaroos, koalas, dingos, wallabies, bandicoots, wombats, goannas, Tasmanian devils, sea dragons, emus, and kookaburras and yet you refuse to share one fucking marsupial. You are selfish and nobody likes you anyway. i submit that the rest of the world demands you relinquish your monopoly on cool animals or we fucking nuke you. ,sincerely concerned citizen of the world.