don’t you hate it
when you super high and you see that big white suv in the rear view, please tell me that not a cop dude, please. then you realize that it's just some asshole with a canoe rack on his roof. really, a fucking canoe? we live in nevada hahah
have you ever been super baked
and been texting on your phone, laying down on your back, holding your phone above your face? then when your least expecting it, your phone leaps from your hands right into your face? but your so high you just laugh
fuck when you really like a super cute girl..
but there are some outlandish circumstances which prevent you from being with her, she even smokes dude